When will SpankTheMachine once again be slinging the internet's awesomest tshirts?

5/15/07

1/15/08

3/15/09

4/1/09

5/1/09

6/1/09 Yo, for reals this time.

7/4/09

Hmm. Maybe we should go into weather forecasting? ok, seriously - we have a space, we're going to start printing in the next few weeks, so I'm gonna say that SpankTheMachine will launch sometime in August October. Let's say the 15th. so...
8/15/09
10/15/09
*UPDATE 2/19/2010*
You may be wondering why it has taken us months years to re-launch SpankTheMachine.
It's a long and sordid story, one which might best be summed up thusly:
"bitch broke my heart, but she was worth it."
she was worth it
Things are looking good for the spring. We've cleared most major obstacles, feels like April/May 2010 may be happenin'.
But let's not get our hopes up.

There's also a blog that hasn't been updated in months either, if you are especially bored:

www.spankthemachine.com/meta
or, if you'd prefer a link, here it is.

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Love,

SpankTheMachine